Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Our Japanese writers were taken to a mystery destination for their year-end party

You can’t spell “mystery” without a “mys.”

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Can our writer get lucky with a lucky bag of outlet sexy underwear?

Great deals on butt floss to be had this holiday season.

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We uncover the dark and disturbing secret behind Mr. Sato’s happiness at 50

We all have our own ways of coping with life.

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We stay out of the cold and sumo wrestle with another man pressed tight against our backs

Mr. Sato x Yoshio: The New Empire

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Osaka Ohsho’s Food Loss Reduction Eco Lucky Bag a sleeper hit of 2024 fukubukuro season

It’s some no-frills food and fun.

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The Thanko lucky bag overfloweth with interesting products

Mr. Sato gets way more than he bargained for.

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Ringing in the holiday season with a 3-D ugly sweater

We’re dreaming of a green Christmas.

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Trying out Amazon Japan’s lowest rated magic wand

This article has flashing images and may not be suitable for those with photosensitive conditions.

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Mr. Sato tries his luck with a lucky bag of mystery underwear

Mama always said life is like a lucky bag of outlet underwear.

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Setting up a campfire-heated footbath at our cheap Japanese country house【SoraHouse】

McGyver would be proud.

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Our Tokyo reporter sees how Osaka is getting ready for the 2025 Expo

“It’s the Expo alright.”

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Our writers take on the world’s smallest four-player Othello game

The real Othello battle rages within.

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One Piece helps lead LA Rams to victory during collaboration event at SoFi Stadium

Anime proves to be a valuable addition to the playbook.

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Mysterious “The Color of That Sky” bath bombs selling at Don Quijote

You know, “that” sky…

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Japanese matchmaking party insider fill us in on the actual chances of finding a spouse

You might have more luck finding love at a tonkotsu party than a konkatsu party.

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Can our gourmet writers tell luxurious wagyu beef jerky from the cheap imported beef stuff?

Time to separate the jerky from the jerks.

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Mysterious cosmic ray named after Japanese goddess Amaterasu confirmed second most powerful

Discovery leads to more questions than answers.

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We have Norway to thank for salmon sushi and they’re planning even more for Good Meat Day

Free samples of salmon beef, salmon pork, and salmon chicken coming to Tokyo.

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One-of-a-kind Osaka-themed Uniqlo Shinsaibashi opens

You’ve never seen a Uniqlo quite like this.

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Traditional wooden cups for tasty sake repurposed as tasteful accessories

It’s like Minecraft-chic!

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