Mr. Sato (Page 29)
Courageously protecting Japan with the aid of garrison-exclusive convenience store meals and socks.
A car with your own face plastered on every inch of the body is the epitome of a “customized car.” How could they refuse?
Mr. Sato takes the plunge and follows the promise of a super-cheap haircut into the unknown.
Witness history in the making as the first ever musical album composed by a news-oriented website (we assume) hits iTunes and Amazon this July!
He asked major clothing chain Uniqlo which shorts go best with a punch perm. Amazingly, they had an answer.
Our reporter took one look at the top of his head in a mirror and knew what had to be done.
Mr. Sato experiences a classic of Japanese hairstyling from the Showa Era to get in touch with… Eh, okay. He lost a bet.
Mr. Sato was feeling in a rut with his progression as a pole dancer, so he decided to take action and improve his core strength.
We show solidarity with the itasha community by hanging out in a Starbucks parking lot with the Mr. Sato Car.




































































