Master Blaster

Writer / Translator

Master Blaster is the two-man translating team of Canada’s Steven Le Blanc and Japan’s Masami M, a pair who in addition to writing work are in English education and created the StudyNow app for Japanese students of English.

Together they have written somewhere around 1,500 articles for RocketNews24 covering such diverse topics as Chinese men selling sanitary napkins to each other and a Japanese guy dragging an ear of corn around the Tokyo train system. A few of these were actually good, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what our beloved readers had to say:

“One isn't always in the mood for bold tastes. But when I'm in the mood for bold flavor I turn to you.”
“Stupid article. Who cares what the Japanese think it's cool. You don't call a monkey, "gorilla".”
“You know, this is about the most cogent explanation of how a turbocharger works that I have ever seen in the non-motorsports world.”
“Thanks for the article peter!”
“It's people like you who make exploitation possible.”
“It looks yummy and the story was great. Thank you for the smile.”

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Lock that opens when Osaka dialect is spoken unveiled at Expo 2025

Ore no Osakaben hetakusotte iitain? Hooooooonmaaaaaaniiiiii!

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Japanese people demand that Gackt taste the government’s old old old rice

That’s where they want Gackt to go-oh-oh… Way down to kokokomai.

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Bicycle gang terrorize Shibuya Scramble with lame and annoying wheelies

Godspeed you beige emperors.

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Fukuoka woman arrested for drunk bicycle riding

It’s a more serious crime than you may think.

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Plant extract that may grow hair discovered by Japan’s Rohto Pharmaceutical

Plants, you gotta love ’em.

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VR found to restore severe short-sightedness in Japanese study

Soon your mom might yell at you to stare at those darn video games more.

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Deep-fried mint chocolate croquettes and gnocchi gratin on sale at Tobu Department Store in Tokyo

It’s a breath of fresh fried mint.

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Trying a pouch of instant curry that costs as much as a full meal at a nice restaurant

Microwave-friendly fine dining!

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Attendees to Expo 2025 hit record numbers despite record numbers of bugs

Maybe everyone’s coming to see the bugs?

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Saitama women arrested for dueling

They demanded satisfaction but got busted instead.

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Japanese esports player removed from US tournament after joking with customs agent

Looks like international travel is no joking matter.

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Ginza’s Vampire Cafe offering special food and drink in honor of its 24th anniversary

How can you kill a cafe which does not die?

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Kyoto man arrested for forcing appliance store clerk to shave own head in apology

Clerks really don’t get paid enough.

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Nagasaki police get into high speed chase with Nagasaki police

It’s a police chase in the truest sense of the term.

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Abandoned school being used for foreign tourists to experience Japanese high school in Chiba

Relive high school for the first time.

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Add a little magic to your meal at Mahou Dining Bar Osmand in Tokyo, now with escape rooms

Waiter, there’s an eight of spades with my initials on it in my soup.

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Osaka governor calls president of Earth to deal with swarms of Expo bugs

Earth to Osaka…

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New agriculture minister named, thousands make the same joke online at once

We’re bringing sexy back to farming.

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Orange rice and orange curry from Ehime is even orangier than expected

“Oh My God!!”

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Japan offers to import Japanese cars from the US

But will consumers here buy American-made Japanese cars?

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